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Sometime back, while on vacation in Pigeon Forge, TN. My mother ended up taking me to an indoor folk art fair. After an hour or so of walking around; a younger, bored, and careless me approaches a booth. I hear chatter from behind myself but ignore it. I gaze upon the folk art, disregarding it and anything else around me. Young me then proceeds to sigh/yawn and stretch my arms upward, place my hands on my head and interlock my fingers. Then pulling my arms apart, forcing them downward with the elbows leading. Which verbosely enough wasn’t so bad, until I felt the sudden shock of recoil from a hard surface hit the lower part of my right tricep, near the elbow. In a shocked daze I try to not look at what I’ve just ‘bionic elbowed’. I hear a small but foreign voice come from what I only could’ve hoped to had been overpriced folk art, but to my disbelief a young Hispanic girl, half my age, was holding her head and calling for her “Madre”. I quickly try to apologize but before I can really make sense as to what just happened she was three booths away talking to a thirty-something Hispanic woman. She points at me talks to the woman; and in sheer terror I scattered to anywhere but that booth. I never saw either of the two that day or ever again. Looking back now, I would like to apologize and explain myself to that little girl. I’m really not a dick. Honest.
I recently ventured to purchased Trix cereal and to my dismay the shapes are now spherical and no longer fruit-shaped. Ignoring better judgement I purchased them anyway. After consuming said Trix I highly doubt I will buy them again if they remain spherical in shape. Trix now, similarly to Cap’n Crunch, cut and irritate the roof of my mouth. Before the change Trix appealed at a textural level and even now they seem to taste different. Please change Trix to fruit-shapes again. Thank you for Hamburger Helper.
I’m quite literally all dressed up with nowhere to go
Tony Romo is no longer just one of the most overrated quarterbacks currently in the NFL, he is now one of the highest paid.
Way to fuck up, Dallas.